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According to KFC, the Original Recipe Double Down has 540 calories, 32g of fat and 1380mg of sodium.
But as unappealing as the Double Down looks, here’s 10 things that will fuck up your life faster than the Double Down sandwich.
BURGER KING
Triple Whopper:
1160 calories
76g fat
1170mg sodium
Tendercrisp Garden Salad:
670 cals
45g fat
1740mg sodium
Tendercrisp Chicken Sandwich:
800 cals
46g fat
1640mg sodium
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So apparently, you can vote for your favorite porn star to be the new Fleshjack Boy. I’m not exactly sure what the excitement is here… If I were Brent Corrigan, I would be humiliated to be sticking my cock into a silicone toy for money. Isn’t that a waste of “talent”?

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ANDOVER, Mass. (AP) — A Boston man has been arrested three times in three days in neighboring Massachusetts towns. Huy Quoc Le faces a number of charges after his string of arrests began Monday in Andover. Police said the 25-year-old was arrested on motor vehicle violations. He was charged with driving after suspension, attaching improper [...]

By Elizabeth Landau, CNN
Ladies (and gentlemen): Can you find the G-spot?
Women everywhere have read or heard that they may possess a secret pleasure zone inside their bodies that, if stimulated correctly, yields intense pleasure and even orgasm.
But this so-called G-spot has never been precisely identified as a concrete biological entity. Scientists are still arguing over [...]

By John Vause, CNN
The 14-month-old boy was playing with chopsticks when, his doctor says, he fell and one of the sticks pierced his nose.
“It touched upon the deep area of his brain, four centimeters of the chopstick was inside his skull,” Dr. Sun Wei told CNN.
Jingchao’s mother, Zhao Guilu didn’t see what happened — she [...]

Ian Stafford, 59, of Sandycroft Place, Preesall, resigned as mayor of Preesall when he was arrested in connection with the missing garments.He pleaded guilty to three counts of burglary at Preston Crown Court.Female residents called in police after their underwear kept disappearing and one victim even installed a hidden camera in her bedroom.His barrister Richard [...]

Even if you don’t agree with all the moves PRESIDENT OBAMA has made in office, you have to admit he’s shaken things up. Here’s what I mean . . .
Recently, Obama appointed a former test pilot and rocket scientist named Amanda Simpson to be his Senior Technical Advisor to the Department of Commerce. [...]

Being in New Jersey is bad enough… being stuck in Newark International is even worse. And the icing on the cake? This douche had to pull out his guitar.